CRIME                                                                                                                                                             PENALTY 




1) You remove a physical handicap.                                                                                           1) You receive a $2000 fine for each handicap you remove plus                                                                                                                                                                                          an additional 2 years in jail.

2) You remove an intelligence handicap.                                                                                    2) You receive a $5000 fine and 10 years in jail.


3) You use a more appealing voice than others do.                                                                 3) You receive a $500 fine and 48 hours of community service.


4) You plan, attempt or succeed in a prison break.                                                                   4) Immediate televised death.