Why are we competing?
It is futile and so waning
Why do we try to out do others?
Our moms, and dads, sisters even brothers!

But one day we got an idea
It was even better than a pizzeria
Diana Moon Glampers
Spoke out her words
She fought and she changed our messed up world.

Some people got irritated
Because the new way was too dictated
DIana said we should eliminate them
We followed like she was a mother hen, yeah.

Once the "refusers" were out of the way
We put Diana Moon Glampers plan into play
And that takes us right back to this day
Where we are all the same
Equality is the law now.

People cheating, people crying
There's some people who are lying
Competing is not good at all
Once you get up, you trip and fall

Diana Moon Glampers
Thank you so much for this change
I realize the true meaning of life
Is equality
Equality, Equality
The meaning of life is equality.

ALL HAIL DIANA MOON GLAMPERS!

Anthem Audio: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SVATjiLhZC